I don't know why I even bother talking to Telscum. I fear the only possible explanation is masochism. For a start, it takes about 50 minutes just to get through. I just couldn't let Ziggy Switkowski tell the Senate that everyone in Gungahlin can now have Broadband. So I rang them up and asked them to install it. We can't of course because we have optic fibre instead of copper and ADSL requires copper. Raised a request to remove Pair Gain. They'll look at it and decide that it is not possible.
I've actually gotten two Christmas cards this year. However, both are corporate cards.
Anyone looking for a new job might try here.